Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I need water and some morals
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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