the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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