OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
why is half of my head shaved?
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