after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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