He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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