it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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