is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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