so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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