I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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