ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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