You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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