I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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