am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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