This girl is more easily done than said...
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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