I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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