new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Everything about him screamed your future.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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