I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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