I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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