So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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