it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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