your room smells of hookers.
And success
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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