i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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