her vagine was all disorganized.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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