Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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