just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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