i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Randomize
