dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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