went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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