laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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