I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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