Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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