Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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