Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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