Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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