my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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