How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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