you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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