how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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