it wasn't lemon gatorade
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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