I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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