She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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