i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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