Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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