Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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