Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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