very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
what the fuck happened to the tacos
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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