Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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