I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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