But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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