you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm sobbing to NWA
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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