i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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